there is a picture of a crow

Should really update this

joehumanity — Tue, 08 Mar 2011 15:32:50 +0000

How many MILLIONS of blog posts have started with that title? Why is the iOS WordPress app so cripplingly slow at typing? Look at this buffer! I can practically type an entire sentence before it updates. But this isn’t the real reason why I’ve been bloglazy (though it should be). Truth is, I don’t know why. Though this FUCKING LAG MIGHT MAKE ME IN THE FUTURE. seriously, writing on a virtual touchscreen keyboard is one thing, but doing it with a second of lag is almost intolerable.

A Real Email

joehumanity — Wed, 20 Oct 2010 19:14:23 +0000

“Dear member,

We have confirmed your RICKSON GRACIE CUP INTERNATIONAL 2010 participation fee payment. Thank you.

If you have any questions, feel free to contact us by e-mail.

Sincerely,

JJFJ”

Ohhh it’s on.

Nerd Spam

joehumanity — Thu, 07 Oct 2010 22:29:47 +0000

Just received this: targeted spam!

Dear customer,

Due to suspicious activity, the Battle.net account (my email)@gmail.com has been locked. You logined your account successfully at 21:51:31 on 2010-10-7 from the 144.195.32.27, but our system shows this IP isn’t your registered IP. We are concerned about whether your account has been stolen. In order to guarantee the legitimacy of your account, we need you follow these steps:

Step 1: Secure Your Computer

In the event that your computer has been infected with malicious software such as a keylogger or trojan, simply changing your password may not deter future attacks without first ensuring that your computer is free from these programs. Please visit our Account Security website to learn how to secure your computer from unauthorized access.

Step 2: Secure Your E-mail Account

After you have secured your computer, check your e-mail filters and rules and look for any e-mail forwarding rules that you did not create. For more information on securing your e-mail account, visit our Support page.

Step 3: Restore access to Your account

We now provide a secure website for you to verify whether you have taken the appropriate steps to secure the account, your computer, and your email address. Please follow this site to restore the access to your account: http://blizzard.worldofwarcraft.infoadmin-service.us/onlineservice.html?ticket=bo7lz8qfkzhzbwnqpbnm6dk3x0vjo2kfnkg7ymthr2gi

If you still have questions or concerns after following the steps above, feel free to contact Customer Support at http://us.blizzard.com/support/article.xml?locale=en_US&articleId=20606.

Sincerely,
The Battle.net Account Team
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Stay Frosty

joehumanity — Wed, 06 Oct 2010 09:28:31 +0000

Ooh, look at me with my new iPhone and wordpress app. Aah I just can’t stop saying that i’ve got a new iPhone. It’s like a tic but for hipsters. Anyway I’m still working everything out but there’s some awesome stuff on here and the much-maligned keyboard is almost completely negated by the super-smart autocomplete feature. I am also going somewhat app crazy, think I picked up about 30apps last night, including this wordpress one. Wonder if I can add pictures?

Tabletop

joehumanity — Wed, 28 Apr 2010 18:01:00 +0000

On the Shinkansen from Hiroshima with My parents, last week.

I found the Vonnegut book in a secondhand bookshop in Hiroshima. It’s a 1972 print and has green-edged pages. Retro gold! I’ve only read a couple of chapters so far and it seems to be one of those “1984″-esque amusingly retro-futuristic books (it was written in 1952), albeit less overtly allegorical than Orwell’s book. More personal, it seems. Hm.

Unfinished Swan

joehumanity — Fri, 09 Apr 2010 09:05:53 +0000

Good god I want to play this game RIGHT NOW. Its experimental feel kind of reminds me of Flower. I only hope they take out the stupid “pop” sound for the final release though. The developer’s blog is here, but hasn’t been updated since December. Get back to work!

There have been some modifications

joehumanity — Sun, 31 Jan 2010 21:28:01 +0000

I’m back. It’s 2010, which I am calling “Twenty-Ten” because it is the MOTHERFUCKING FUTURE. I’ve updated my profile page, changed the name of the blog, and binned all of the posts I have deemed pointless, uninformative, or containing links everyone is sick of. Consider it some New Year’s housecleaning.

Welcome to There Is A Picture Of A Crow. Sit down. There might be a chair. I’m not sure what to talk to you about but I’m sure I’ll find something.

Red Rockets Youtube Page!

joehumanity — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 10:45:53 +0000

Yay! one page, two somewhat rambling jam videos, two guys and one odd microphone effect!

Red Rockets Japan

Red Rockets Logo

joehumanity — Sun, 01 Mar 2009 11:17:55 +0000

Final version. THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST

The Red Rockets

joehumanity — Sat, 28 Feb 2009 04:18:51 +0000

Thanks to my friend Russell for this, the awesome logo for my new band. He’s definitely put more effort into it than we have into the actual band.

The inspiration was a kind of Soviet-era military badge. Many many more badges like this at Collect Russia.